Overjoyed civil rights leaders say that Barack Obama has paved the way for future black politicians to be smeared as country club snobs.
Texas residents are relieved that the deadly Category 5 storm just missed them, destroying a horn-shaped land mass beneath them instead.
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Residents took part in rituals like picking through the charred remains of their homes and feigning shock that this could happen to them.
A recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November.
Mission specialist Robert Barrett first became suspicious when he noticed most of his tasks involved measuring his waist and eating cookie dough.
The Chinese government explained that the fatal disease is caused by the excitement of the Olympics, not infected birds, as was previously reported.
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The spokesdrone will field questions deemed too dangerous for a human press secretary, whose career could be irreparably damaged by answering them.